John Mayer N-Word Apology Tour Continues; He Should’ve Used This Chart
(originally posted on kroq.radio.com)
Here at KROQ, we appreciate John Mayer more for his Twitter account than his music or the countless hot women he brags about banging. But his recent use of the N-word in Playboy Magazine has become an unavoidable story. You’ve probably caught on to the fact that he won’t stop apologizing for it. He’s apologizing on stage, he’s apologizing in the press, and if you ran into him on the street lately, he probably apologized to you too.
All this fuss is due to the fact that proper usage of this word apparently continues to elude even the most intelligent of white people. To that end, we have assembled a chart with detailed instructions on exactly how and when you can use this most offensive of words.
Feel free to print, laminate and carry this with you, so you don’t forget. Because you wouldn’t want to wind up like Jessica Simpson’s ex-boyfriend.
